Humorous Jokes : Screams

Question: What screams "I've grown! ... I lost
weight ... I've grown ... I've lost
weight! I have grown ...! ... "? Answer:
blonde who jumps on a bathroom
scale.

Blonde Jokes : dumb blonde jokes

How to make a blonde laugh on Sunday?
Tell him a joke on Friday ...

Why do blondes can not work in a factory M & M's?
Because they throw all the W!

Question: Do you know why a blonde passes the electric clippers?
Answer: To find his way ...

Why is a blonde set his glass of orange juice for 10 minutes before drinking?
Because it is written on it concentrated.

Blonde Jokes

Do you know why blondes have blue eyes?
Because they have a head full of water.

How to know if a blonde has made chocolate chip cookies?
There are small pieces of smarties in the trash.

Do you know how to drown a blonde?
Put a mirror in the bottom of a pool

If a blonde and a brunette fell of a building which will touch the ground first?
Answer: The brunette because the blonde will to stop to ask directions.

How do they blond to kill a bird?
They throw down a cliff ...