Computer Shop

Seller: This computer does all the
work of the half
Buyer : Then give me two of them

IT Jokes : the internet

You will be really dependent on Internet when ...
Your hard drive crashes ... you did not connected for two hours ... you start to panic

... you take your phone and manually dial the number for your Internet service

provider ... you whistle to emulate the sound of your modem and ... you manage to

get connected!

computer humor : Bill Gates and Microsoft

Bill Gates goes to heaven and God said to him:
- You have done a good job my son, just sit on my right.- First, I'm not your son and what do you do sit in my place?


What is the difference between Bill Gates and God ... ?
God does not take himself to Bill Gates ...


What is the difference between a blonde and a computer?
- In a computer at once we can enter the data ..


How many Microsoft technicians are required to change a burned light bulb ?
No, they will declare darkness as a new standard.


What is the difference between Jurassic Park and Microsoft?
One is a park where billionaires big monsters eat up everything in their way. The other
is a film ...