Short Humorous Jokes

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Yesterday I stopped to drink, today I
celebrate my return

Men are like public toilets, either
occupied or shit !!!

Thoughts are free, just stupid when
you wake up in the morning in the
real world.

My brain just does not get me out
of my head.

Men never grow up, Only the value
of the toy is changing

If someone is looking for me I'm in
the fridge.

My contribution to the
environment: I separate alcohol
from the glass!