You will be really dependent on Internet when ...
Your hard drive crashes ... you did not connected for two hours ... you start to panic
... you take your phone and manually dial the number for your Internet service
provider ... you whistle to emulate the sound of your modem and ... you manage to
get connected!
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Saturday, September 17, 2011
Work Humor : painter and a client
I will buy this painting a client tells to the the painter.
- It's a matter, sir. I spent ten years of my life.
- Ten years? What a job!
- Yes: two days to paint it and the rest of to successfully sell it!
- It's a matter, sir. I spent ten years of my life.
- Ten years? What a job!
- Yes: two days to paint it and the rest of to successfully sell it!
Sunday, September 11, 2011
Husband Wife Jokes
What is the difference between a fairy and a witch
2 years of marriage!
Why do women prefer old gynecologists?
Answer: Because they have the trembling hand ...
A man said to his wife: - 3 inches taller and I would be the King.
And his wife replied: - under 3 you would be Queen.
The woman is, according to the Bible, the last thing that God has made. It would make the Saturday evening. You can feel the fatigue.
A man is like a video: forward, backward, forward, backward, stop, eject.
2 years of marriage!
Why do women prefer old gynecologists?
Answer: Because they have the trembling hand ...
A man said to his wife: - 3 inches taller and I would be the King.
And his wife replied: - under 3 you would be Queen.
The woman is, according to the Bible, the last thing that God has made. It would make the Saturday evening. You can feel the fatigue.
A man is like a video: forward, backward, forward, backward, stop, eject.
Thursday, September 8, 2011
Blonde Jokes : dumb blonde jokes
How to make a blonde laugh on Sunday?
Tell him a joke on Friday ...
Why do blondes can not work in a factory M & M's?
Because they throw all the W!
Question: Do you know why a blonde passes the electric clippers?
Answer: To find his way ...
Why is a blonde set his glass of orange juice for 10 minutes before drinking?
Because it is written on it concentrated.
Tell him a joke on Friday ...
Why do blondes can not work in a factory M & M's?
Because they throw all the W!
Question: Do you know why a blonde passes the electric clippers?
Answer: To find his way ...
Why is a blonde set his glass of orange juice for 10 minutes before drinking?
Because it is written on it concentrated.
Saturday, September 3, 2011
Man Jokes : polling about men
What men do after sex? A recent survey provides clear answers to this question:
1% read
2% drink
4% watch TV
6% smoke a cigarette
7% go to sleep
And 80% go home!
1% read
2% drink
4% watch TV
6% smoke a cigarette
7% go to sleep
And 80% go home!
Friday, September 2, 2011
Children Jokes : assume sentences
It is a school teacher who asks her students to make a sentence in which there is the expression 'I presume'.
A little girl said:
- Yesterday, my Mom was washing dishes by hand, I assume that the dishwasher was broken.
- Very well, 'teacher said.
Another student said:
- This morning, Dad came out to the garage with the Volkswagen, I assume that BMW car would not start.
- Very well, 'teacher said.
A boy in the class raised her hand and then said:
- Yesterday I saw Grandpa out of the house and head towards the woods with the newspaper under his arm, I assume that ......'
- I stop you,teacher said because here you can not presume anything.
- Little guy reply Mistress, let me finish my sentence
- teacher said.O.K.
- Yesterday, as I tell you, I saw Grandpa out of the house and head towards the woods with the newspaper under his arm, I assume he would shit because he did not read !
A little girl said:
- Yesterday, my Mom was washing dishes by hand, I assume that the dishwasher was broken.
- Very well, 'teacher said.
Another student said:
- This morning, Dad came out to the garage with the Volkswagen, I assume that BMW car would not start.
- Very well, 'teacher said.
A boy in the class raised her hand and then said:
- Yesterday I saw Grandpa out of the house and head towards the woods with the newspaper under his arm, I assume that ......'
- I stop you,teacher said because here you can not presume anything.
- Little guy reply Mistress, let me finish my sentence
- teacher said.O.K.
- Yesterday, as I tell you, I saw Grandpa out of the house and head towards the woods with the newspaper under his arm, I assume he would shit because he did not read !
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