short Jokes : The Drink

Yesterday I stopped to drink, today I
celebrate my return

Thougts !

Thoughts are free, just stupid when
you wake up in the morning in the
real world.

Positive

I'm so positive, I put on the whole
negative shit!

SunCream

Attention! Attention! This summer,
do not forget the sunscreen, so the
rain runs off well.

Short Jokes

You know the story of Splash coffee?
He is a man who returns to coffee and coffee splash.


You know the story of Scrounch the car?
It's an elephant crossing the road slowly. And then there is a passing car ...


What is a bat with a wig?
Ben, a mouse!

What is a Smurf when he falls?
Blue!

What does Ruth Dreyfus with his old clothes ...
Answer: She wears them.

How do we define the work of a gynecologist?
Well, that's a gentleman who works where others have fun!