Man Humor : Toilet

Men are like public toilets, either
occupied or shit !!!

Thougts !

Thoughts are free, just stupid when
you wake up in the morning in the
real world.

Brain Humor

My brain just does not get me out
of my head.

Man jokes : Toys

Men never grow up, Only the value
of the toy is changing

Hiden

If someone is looking for me I'm in
the fridge.

Environment

My contribution to the
environment: I separate alcohol
from the glass!

Head and Tail

How to tell the difference between
the head and the tail of a worm? It
must tickle the middle and check
which way he laughs!

mini skirt

You know the story of the mini
skirt? It is short but it is good!

single jokes : sheep

A sheep to fall asleep can only rely
on himself.

Humorous Jokes : Screams

Question: What screams "I've grown! ... I lost
weight ... I've grown ... I've lost
weight! I have grown ...! ... "? Answer:
blonde who jumps on a bathroom
scale.

Sleeping joke

Husband : Would you like to sleep another person if i die?
Wife : You dont have an extra die!

Women

Women are like ties: It is chosen
most often in low light and then
you have it on my hands

Positive

I'm so positive, I put on the whole
negative shit!

SunCream

Attention! Attention! This summer,
do not forget the sunscreen, so the
rain runs off well.

Computer Shop

Seller: This computer does all the
work of the half
Buyer : Then give me two of them