tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27162647691156911942023-11-15T09:15:48.652-08:00Short Humorous Jokescollection of short humor quotes and funny jokes into categoriesUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-72296169404565014682012-09-04T06:28:00.001-07:002012-09-04T06:28:39.507-07:00short Jokes : The DrinkYesterday I stopped to drink, today I
celebrate my return
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-13005624810273431592012-08-31T09:18:00.001-07:002012-08-31T09:18:42.461-07:00Man Humor : ToiletMen are like public toilets, either
occupied or shit !!!
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-51284799058437352282012-08-30T00:06:00.001-07:002012-08-30T00:06:48.081-07:00Thougts !Thoughts are free, just stupid when
you wake up in the morning in the
real world.
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-78182197591814558862012-08-29T06:17:00.001-07:002012-08-29T06:17:06.268-07:00Brain HumorMy brain just does not get me out
of my head.
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-51407889064485417262012-08-25T00:56:00.001-07:002012-08-25T00:56:55.026-07:00Man jokes : ToysMen never grow up, Only the value
of the toy is changing
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-38793697130884991982012-08-22T04:59:00.001-07:002012-08-22T04:59:23.307-07:00HidenIf someone is looking for me I'm in
the fridge.
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-67483484693181527762012-08-20T11:50:00.001-07:002012-08-20T11:50:45.979-07:00Environment My contribution to the
environment: I separate alcohol
from the glass!
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-50196413283939808872012-08-19T09:17:00.001-07:002012-08-19T09:17:12.170-07:00Head and TailHow to tell the difference between
the head and the tail of a worm? It
must tickle the middle and check
which way he laughs!
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-30186316732670848932012-08-18T08:28:00.001-07:002012-08-18T08:28:10.760-07:00mini skirtYou know the story of the mini
skirt? It is short but it is good!
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-80935971420421054322012-08-17T10:37:00.001-07:002012-08-17T10:37:47.750-07:00single jokes : sheepA sheep to fall asleep can only rely
on himself.
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-90769337260889323452012-08-16T23:28:00.001-07:002012-08-16T23:28:43.579-07:00Humorous Jokes : ScreamsQuestion: What screams "I've grown! ... I lost
weight ... I've grown ... I've lost
weight! I have grown ...! ... "? Answer:
blonde who jumps on a bathroom
scale.
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-58247605710835635512012-08-14T05:56:00.001-07:002012-08-14T05:56:31.005-07:00Sleeping jokeHusband : Would you like to sleep another person if i die?
Wife : You dont have an extra die!
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-5876616065470136102012-08-13T22:09:00.001-07:002012-08-13T22:09:36.341-07:00WomenWomen are like ties: It is chosen
most often in low light and then
you have it on my hands
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-91324685695730789412012-08-13T22:01:00.001-07:002012-08-13T22:01:46.016-07:00PositiveI'm so positive, I put on the whole
negative shit!
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-30073197816489338672012-08-13T02:05:00.001-07:002012-08-13T02:05:04.115-07:00SunCreamAttention! Attention! This summer,
do not forget the sunscreen, so the
rain runs off well.
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-41138313053213720222012-08-13T01:29:00.001-07:002012-08-13T01:29:29.896-07:00Computer ShopSeller: This computer does all the
work of the half
Buyer : Then give me two of them
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-23290088686375818822011-09-22T07:50:00.001-07:002011-09-22T07:50:53.149-07:00IT Jokes : the internetYou will be really dependent on Internet when ...
Your hard drive crashes ... you did not connected for two hours ... you start to panic
... you take your phone and manually dial the number for your Internet service
provider ... you whistle to emulate the sound of your modem and ... you manage to
get connected!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-30767059631601243692011-09-17T12:34:00.000-07:002011-09-17T12:34:58.329-07:00Work Humor : painter and a client I will buy this painting a client tells to the the painter.
- It's a matter, sir. I spent ten years of my life.
- Ten years? What a job!
- Yes: two days to paint it and the rest of to successfully sell it!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-18538408842024735912011-09-11T11:02:00.001-07:002011-09-11T11:04:15.119-07:00Husband Wife JokesWhat is the difference between a fairy and a witch
2 years of marriage!
Why do women prefer old gynecologists?
Answer: Because they have the trembling hand ...
A man said to his wife: - 3 inches taller and I would be the King.
And his wife replied: - under 3 you would be Queen.
The woman is, according to the Bible, the last thing that God has made. It would make the Saturday evening. YouUnknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-76806329504786754722011-09-08T01:59:00.000-07:002011-09-08T01:59:44.853-07:00Blonde Jokes : dumb blonde jokesHow to make a blonde laugh on Sunday?
Tell him a joke on Friday ...
Why do blondes can not work in a factory M & M's?
Because they throw all the W!
Question: Do you know why a blonde passes the electric clippers?
Answer: To find his way ...
Why is a blonde set his glass of orange juice for 10 minutes before drinking?
Because it is written on it concentrated.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-69805917923604760202011-09-03T12:10:00.001-07:002011-09-03T12:10:56.329-07:00Man Jokes : polling about menWhat men do after sex? A recent survey provides clear answers to this question:
1% read
2% drink
4% watch TV
6% smoke a cigarette
7% go to sleep
And 80% go home!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-35831837885730666812011-09-02T07:27:00.000-07:002012-09-13T20:30:01.158-07:00Children Jokes : assume sentencesIt is a school teacher who asks her students to make a sentence in which there is the expression 'I presume'.
A little girl said:
- Yesterday, my Mom was washing dishes by hand, I assume that the dishwasher was broken.
- Very well, 'teacher said.
Another student said:
- This morning, Dad came out to the garage with the Volkswagen, I assume that BMW car would not start.
- Very well, 'teacher said.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-16015493813238747212011-08-30T04:18:00.000-07:002011-08-30T04:20:14.930-07:00computer humor : Bill Gates and MicrosoftBill Gates goes to heaven and God said to him:
- You have done a good job my son, just sit on my right.- First, I'm not your son and what do you do sit in my place?
What is the difference between Bill Gates and God ... ?
God does not take himself to Bill Gates ...
What is the difference between a blonde and a computer?
- In a computer at once we can enter the data ..
How many Microsoft Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-28680323162579436332011-08-29T09:09:00.000-07:002011-08-29T09:09:44.696-07:00one liner jokesThe cook keeps the silly Chew.
do not cut the noodles with secateurs.
The Emir of Kuwait was forced to kiss the hands of Saddam.
Bernard Tapie is not always well but he knows about Foot.
My legs are concrete: I chatted up all night.
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-39725198836868085902011-08-28T19:34:00.000-07:002011-08-28T19:35:49.790-07:00Women Jokes : jokes about womenThe only one who can have the last word with a woman ... is the echo!
Three women discuss their respective adulterers in the compartment of a train:
The first- No, I can not conceal the whole truth, I would tell everything to my husband.The second:
- What courage!
The third:
- What a memory!
What is the animal that takes more than 500 kg in one night?
Woman!
In the evening, her husband said, "Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0