Short One Line Humorous Quotes

The caterpillar becomes a butterfly, the pig becomes sausage is a great law of nature.

Man is the only animal that is on his sleep time to breed

When the man had invented the saddle, he realized that the biggest had to do: catch the horse.

It seems that the crisis makes the rich richer and the poor poorer. I do not see how it is a crisis. Since I was little, that's how.

the need to despise money, especially small change.

I never drink. Unless some other pays.

We judge a man of invoices it receives.

Humorous Love Quotes : one line jokes

Love is like chemistry, it takes two bodies to have an allergic reaction.

Making love to his wife is like a sleeping duck shoot.

If I use the hands, it is because love is blind.

Never make love on Saturday night, because when it rains on Sunday, you will not know what to do

Her kisses left something to be desired ... his whole body.