Head and Tail

How to tell the difference between
the head and the tail of a worm? It
must tickle the middle and check
which way he laughs!

Humorous Jokes : Screams

Question: What screams "I've grown! ... I lost
weight ... I've grown ... I've lost
weight! I have grown ...! ... "? Answer:
blonde who jumps on a bathroom
scale.

Sleeping joke

Husband : Would you like to sleep another person if i die?
Wife : You dont have an extra die!

Humorous Questions : riddles jokes

What is the difference between a police and a packet of laundry?
Answer: A box of washing powder always contains at least three active agents.

What is the difference between a 69 and a Swiss cottage?
Answer: the view.

What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year when you arrive from works the dog will be still excited to see you.

What is the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?
The Taste!

What is the common point between a teacher who is retiring and a tampax?
They come out every two faculty ...