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Thursday, August 25, 2011

Blonde Jokes

Do you know why blondes have blue eyes?
Because they have a head full of water.

How to know if a blonde has made chocolate chip cookies?
There are small pieces of smarties in the trash.

Do you know how to drown a blonde?
Put a mirror in the bottom of a pool

If a blonde and a brunette fell of a building which will touch the ground first?
Answer: The brunette because the blonde will to stop to ask directions.

How do they blond to kill a bird?
They throw down a cliff ...

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