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Friday, August 26, 2011

couple jokes

What is the difference between a belt and tie?
The belt is used to hold the pants and tie indicates the direction of the playground

What is long and hard, that men and women have not?
- (but not, it's not what you think, you rascals!)This is the military service!

Why do women often wash the head in the sink?
Because that is in there washed vegetables!

The female ... a man on the sofa?
Answer: A woman in the kitchen.

Why do women prefer old gynecologists?
Answer: Because they have the trembling hand ...

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