price per hour

 A man goes to a lawyer.

- And ask how much do you charge for a quick consultation?

- Welcome, 1,000€ for three questions.

- Wow, it's a little expensive, isn't it?

- Yes, maybe, and tell me... What is your third question?

Your wife joke

 A couple of friends are having a drink at a bar and one says to the other:

- Hey, the other day your wife told me a joke so, so good, that I fell out of bed.

Honesty and other values

 I'm reading a new book called "Honesty and Other Values"

- That's great, where did you buy it?
- I stole it from the bookstore

Donation for the pool

 Some girls knocked on my door and asked me for a small donation for a local pool.

I gave them a jug of water