A man goes to a lawyer.
- And ask how much do you charge for a quick consultation?
- Welcome, 1,000€ for three questions.
- Wow, it's a little expensive, isn't it?
- Yes, maybe, and tell me... What is your third question?
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A man goes to a lawyer.
- And ask how much do you charge for a quick consultation?
- Welcome, 1,000€ for three questions.
- Wow, it's a little expensive, isn't it?
- Yes, maybe, and tell me... What is your third question?
A couple of friends are having a drink at a bar and one says to the other:
- Hey, the other day your wife told me a joke so, so good, that I fell out of bed.
I'm reading a new book called "Honesty and Other Values"
- That's great, where did you buy it?Some girls knocked on my door and asked me for a small donation for a local pool.
I gave them a jug of water
Yesterday I stopped to drink, today I
celebrate my return
Men are like public toilets, either
occupied or shit !!!
Thoughts are free, just stupid when
you wake up in the morning in the
real world.