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Monday, July 29, 2024

price per hour

 A man goes to a lawyer.

- And ask how much do you charge for a quick consultation?

- Welcome, 1,000€ for three questions.

- Wow, it's a little expensive, isn't it?

- Yes, maybe, and tell me... What is your third question?

Sunday, July 28, 2024

Your wife joke

 A couple of friends are having a drink at a bar and one says to the other:

- Hey, the other day your wife told me a joke so, so good, that I fell out of bed.

Honesty and other values

 I'm reading a new book called "Honesty and Other Values"

- That's great, where did you buy it?
- I stole it from the bookstore

Saturday, July 27, 2024

Donation for the pool

 Some girls knocked on my door and asked me for a small donation for a local pool.

I gave them a jug of water

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

short Jokes : The Drink

Yesterday I stopped to drink, today I
celebrate my return

Friday, August 31, 2012

Man Humor : Toilet

Men are like public toilets, either
occupied or shit !!!

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Thougts !

Thoughts are free, just stupid when
you wake up in the morning in the
real world.