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Tuesday, August 30, 2011

computer humor : Bill Gates and Microsoft

Bill Gates goes to heaven and God said to him:
- You have done a good job my son, just sit on my right.- First, I'm not your son and what do you do sit in my place?


What is the difference between Bill Gates and God ... ?
God does not take himself to Bill Gates ...


What is the difference between a blonde and a computer?
- In a computer at once we can enter the data ..


How many Microsoft technicians are required to change a burned light bulb ?
No, they will declare darkness as a new standard.


What is the difference between Jurassic Park and Microsoft?
One is a park where billionaires big monsters eat up everything in their way. The other
is a film ...

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